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Sarah Palin Joins FOX News

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FOX's newest comedian.

Sarah Palin joins FOX as its newest comedian.

Yep, Sarah Palin is going home:

The former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP VP nominee has signed a multi-year deal to serve as a contributor to Fox News, effective immediately.

“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News,” Palin said in a statement. “It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balance news.”

Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Joining Fox News, the top-rated cable news network, is the latest twist in Palin’s meteoric rise to fame after being named Sen. John McCain’s vice presidential candidate for the 2008 election.

This makes sense for Sarah Palin, if you ask me. What else is a completely incompetent former governor who quit after just one term, with no viable chance of ever becoming POTUS, to do? Make money, of course! Look at the other idiots over at Fox that make bank for mouthing off stupidity all day. Her BFF Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity both seem to be doing well, and she wants in!

I think this puts the 2012 talk to rest. Well, probably not, but it should. One thing is becoming crystal clear about Palin: She understands that she has a brand worth building, and that doing so could reap tremendous financial benefits. This makes it all too obvious that she really doesn’t care about becoming president. Why, when she could stand on her soap-box all day and make millions?

At least we know she’s good at math.

Jon Stewart Rips FOX News, Republicans — Again

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Jon Stewart at it again. And he’s exactly right about Tucker Carlson. He seems to have overstayed his welcome at every network he’s bee on previous to FOX.

UPDATE: Here’s another Jon Stewart clip rippin’ into Sean Hannity:

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September 30, 2009 at 3:37 am

Rick Sanchez Blasts FOX News

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He goes in! Salute!

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September 18, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Glenn The Great

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I’m proud to announce that I officially have a new favorite TV comedian. No, not Jon Stewart. Although hilarious, Jon Stewart lacks a je ne sais quoi that truly separates him from the pack. He’s simply not batshit crazy enough. The race was close between worthy candidates, but in the end I decided to settle on the one and only Glenn Beck as my favorite TV douchebag personality!

The guy is truly hilarious. When you come home from work and plop on your couch searching for a nice entertainment release, look no further than the FOX News channel, and specifically the ‘Glenn Beck Show’. Granted, FOX boasts a healthy stable of industry-leading comedians, but I’m telling you, Mr. Beck is leaps and bounds the funniest!

In honor of TV’s most hilarious personality, I’ve combed through YouTube for the 5 funniest clips I could find featuring yours truly:

Glenn Beck makes a very clever point about a grand elitist conspiracy within the government. His spelling? Not so much.

To truly be a cream-of-the-crop type comedian, you have to embrace your inner dirtbag.

Here’s Glenn Beck pretending to cry on national TV. Oh, and it’s even funnier if he was really crying, by the way.

Glenn Beck thinks our mixed president, who was raised by his white side, has exposed himself as a racist. No idea.

My favorite one of them all. Glenn Beck takes a caller. The topic is health care. Instant classic.

*STANDING OVATION* Thanks, Glenn, you’ve got jokes for days, son!

That explains why at least three dozen advertisers have pulled ads from his teevee show. Waaaaay too funny for their taste. Not mine!

Honorable Mention:

Michelle “My son joined a re-education camp while I’ve yet to be educated a first time” Bachmann

Michael “Government health care bad, Medicare good” Steele

Sean “What is this ‘journalism’ you speak of?” Hannity

Ann “Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole” Coulter

Bill “F*ck it, we’re going live!!!” O’Reilly

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Written by PJ

August 28, 2009 at 2:22 am

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