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“Whites Only” Basketball Team Announced In Georgia

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Damn those street ball style colored kids! Oh, wait...

You can’t make this stuff up:

The Augusta Chronicle reported on Tuesday that the All-American Basketball Alliance plans to kick off its inaugural season in June and hopes that Augusta will be one of 12 cities to host teams.

But here’s the kicker: According to a press release the newspaper and other Augusta media outlets received from the new league, “only players that are natural-born United State citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.”

That’s right. [Don “Moose”] Lewis, who calls himself  the commissioner of the AABA, will exclude blacks and all foreigners from his new league, which the newspaper said will be based in Atlanta.

According to the Chronicle, Lewis said he wants to emphasize “fundamental basketball” instead of “street ball” played by “people of color.”

“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” Lewis told the paper. “I don’t hate anyone of color.”

Oh, well there you have it. He doesn’t hate the colored folk. Phew! For a minute there he had me worried! How is this possible in 2010? That some imbecile can arbitrarily decide to exclude all persons of color from his league? He offered another reason, too:

Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?

Word. He’s not racist at all. I seriously hope this league gets stopped dead in its tracks. This should be offense to both black and whites alike, at least the ones that live in the 21st century. This is a blatantly racist dolt who obviously still thinks segregation is the law of the land. I would hope the people of Augusta disagree.

You know what would be sweet? If white “street ball” players like Jason “White Chocolate” Williams or Grayson “The Professor” Boucher signed up for this league and did some crazy street ball shit ad nauseum. I wonder what Mr. Lewis would have to say then?

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January 22, 2010 at 5:21 pm

eBay to Open Walk-In Store For Online Shopping?

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Straight out of the movie 40-Year Old Virgin:

Bay will open a temporary “holiday store” in New York City on November 20, according to WWD.WWD says that shoppers at the popup store “will have access to the entire eBay marketplace via Internet kiosks, handheld tablets and the eBay mobile phone application.” eBay has not posted a press release about the shop and it is unclear how services at the physical retail location would differ from those offered online.

The online auctioneer/marketplace will set up shop at 3 West 57th street in a building once occupied by Phillips Auctioneers.

No word yet on whether Trish will be brought in to manage day-to-day operations. Personally speaking, I don’t see myself traveling downtown to a eBay store just to log on to their website and bid on items. Sounds completely pointless. I would imagine that internet shoppers shop online not only for the deals, but because we’re lazy when it comes to shopping.

But eBay people are smarter than me, so I’m sure they know what they’re doing!

U.S. Chamber of Commerce Gets Punk’d

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Hilarious:

Reporting from Washington – The U.S. Chamber of Commerce fell victim to identity theft Monday when activist pranksters sent out a fake press release and staged a phony news conference to announce the organization’s endorsement of climate-change legislation.

“There is only one sound way to do business,” said prepared remarks included with the ersatz release. “That’s to support a strong climate-change bill quickly so . . . President Obama can lead the entire business world in ensuring our long-term prosperity.”

In reality, the chamber has opposed most climate-change legislation, expressing concerns that it was not sufficiently comprehensive and international and that it imposed too high a regulatory burden.

The briefing at the National Press Club — complete with the chamber’s logo on the lectern — did not last long. Within a few minutes, a real chamber official, communications director Eric Wohlschlegel, walked in and announced: “This is a fraudulent press activity, and a stunt.”

Good stuff. One thing I don’t get, though. These pranksters have staged pranks before. How come they are never recognized? Oh well!

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October 21, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Honda Unveils ‘Segway-Style’ Unicycle

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(h/t DailyMail)

File this one under: Cool shit I wouldn’t be caught dead riding.

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September 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Police Perform Drug Raid, Play Wii

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You simply cannot make this stuff up:

With guns drawn and flashlights cutting through darkened rooms, Polk County undercover drug investigators stormed the home of convicted drug dealer Michael Difalco near Lakeland in March.

As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco’s house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame.

While some detectives hauled out evidence such as flat screen televisions and shotguns, others threw strikes, gutter balls and worked on picking up spares.

All work and no play makes the undercover investigator a dull cop.

Bulletproof vest-protected chest bump!

Bulletproof vest-protected chest bump!

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September 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Caster Semenya Is A Hermaphrodite

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I'm going to rise above this and pass on creating a caption. *snicker*

I'm going to rise above this and pass on creating a caption. *snicker*

I spoke about this in an earlier post. Welp, the results are finally in:

The International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) is ready to disqualify Semenya from future events and advise her to have immediate surgery because her condition carries grave health risks. They have also not ruled out stripping Semenya of her 800m world championships gold medal.

Tests conducted during the world athletics championships in Berlin last month, where Semenya’s gender became the subject of heated debate following her victory in the 800m, revealed evidence she is a hermaphrodite, someone with both male and female sexual characteristics.

Semenya, 18, has three times the amount of testosterone that a “normal” female would have. According to a source closely involved with the Semenya examinations IAAF testing, which included various scans, has revealed she has internal testes – the male sexual organs which produce testosterone.

Wow. I guess Semenya was only half lying? I feel bad because private details that I doubt she wants aired out for the world to know are now on front street. That’s the way the nut cracks, though. Cookie crumbles. I meant to say, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

In all seriousness, one can only hope Semanya is treated like a human being during these difficult times.

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September 10, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Man Slaps Somebody Else’s Crying Kid

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Only In Georgia the South the U.S. Ok, this isn’t cool anywhere:

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of slapping a stranger’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

The mother of the 2-year-old child told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.

A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report.

Stephens then told the mom, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report.

child_slap_insideAre you effing kidding me? Where I’m from, some folks even object when teachers yell at their out-of-control youngins in school. So, to say the least, this is a dramatically different lane than I’m used to hearing about. Slapping some stranger’s kid? Really? I can’t imagine anything more disrespectful. I’m surprised mom-dukes didn’t hit the gun aisle of Wal-Mart and put one in his chest. Yep, Wal-Mart’s have gun-aisles down here.

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September 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm